[Olympic Games]

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This Passes Rule 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!!!!!!!
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i'm Tomato Mozerella man! i sold a bunch of pizzas at 5:30. and i'm gonna put this cat outside. [looks contemplative]

Here's our winning post!

Rule Hints
1. A name, had to either clearly be naming something (So ugly duckling wouldn't work but Name: WIP does) Or must be "I'm X"
2. "What the species eat" aka, name any food item
3. "K.I.S.S (Keep it simple stupid)" 30 words or under
4. "Physical description" What something looked like. Something like "Pizza cutterhands" was close enough, stuff like Looks X was also close enough.
5. "History section, aka a past action" Had to describe an action that had already happened, but had to use a word that directly dictated the past such as "had" or "sold" so "I killed a man 30 minutes ago" didn't pass but "I had killed a man" could.