[Olympic Games]

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This Passes Rule 2, and 5(Kind of)
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once upon there was an ugly duckling whose only skill was cooking, but who knew, when you can make really tasty pasta everyone wants to give u a big ol smooch. that was until the day the ugly duckling stabbed someone for looking in their kitchen before the pasta was ready, but it's ok, the pasta still tasted good even if they had to go to jail after dinner