Strandido - Crab-sposition

>Sure, sure. Solving the mysteries of your plight is a good goal to have, but let us not become a fanatical stick-in-the-mud which can only think of objectives and goals. Take some time to breath, frolic through the flowers sort-of-thing, you dig? All work and no play something-something.
>Your crustacean friends look to be having a good time. Join their game and bond with them. These are the only friends you need.
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>Steal everything in this room that you can fit into your pockets. Everything you can't fit, spit on in sheer petulant defiance.