RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
04-12-2018, 11:19 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-12-2018, 12:32 PM by typeandkey.)
>Alice: Time for the backup plan.
>Adler: Well, it looks like the choice has been made for you. I hope you have something formal to wear. Who are the other two contest winners? Hopefully Izzy and Ms. Heft. They seem like the type of folks who'd be fun in a formal setting.
>Adler: If it would get him to stop weeping, you could take Avogadro on as your temporary squire. You might be able to get information out of him, and his antics might help keep people distracted from your impending personality crisis.
>Lemmy: Breathlessly explain to Glenholm in painstakingly agonized detail everything that led you up to this exact moment. After you catch your breath, realize that you weren't supposed to tell anybody and the Duchess will probably boil you alive if she ever finds out.
>Percy: Do something that you really shouldn't.
>Scuti-Preston: In your long and storied life, you have been captured and driven through tortures that would break lesser men more than once, but never before have you been forced to endure something as agonizingly and embarrassingly ego-shattering as this. Your two captors, one of them keeps trying to teach you how to make model ships and the other seems to think you're a relationship counselor.
>Angus: Reveal that your wife is a shrub.
>Adler: Well, it looks like the choice has been made for you. I hope you have something formal to wear. Who are the other two contest winners? Hopefully Izzy and Ms. Heft. They seem like the type of folks who'd be fun in a formal setting.
>Adler: If it would get him to stop weeping, you could take Avogadro on as your temporary squire. You might be able to get information out of him, and his antics might help keep people distracted from your impending personality crisis.
>Lemmy: Breathlessly explain to Glenholm in painstakingly agonized detail everything that led you up to this exact moment. After you catch your breath, realize that you weren't supposed to tell anybody and the Duchess will probably boil you alive if she ever finds out.
>Percy: Do something that you really shouldn't.
>Scuti-Preston: In your long and storied life, you have been captured and driven through tortures that would break lesser men more than once, but never before have you been forced to endure something as agonizingly and embarrassingly ego-shattering as this. Your two captors, one of them keeps trying to teach you how to make model ships and the other seems to think you're a relationship counselor.
>Angus: Reveal that your wife is a shrub.