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<Sunspider>Seriously, that's a tricky question! I sorta like suits, but man. I don't know what I'd want to wear to a wedding either.
<cool homie what often kicks ass> baseball hats that read "groom," "bridegroom," "best man," "2nd best man," "ubermensch" etc
<Schazer> I would have no fewer than twelve costume changes over the course of the day
<cool homie what often kicks ass> for each wedding, right schaz
<kaynato> wear ...... an entire store
<cool homie what often kicks ass> a sitcom plot where the main character has two dates at the same time but it's two weddings instead
<cool homie what often kicks ass> they're bride in one and groom in the other and they keep getting the costumes mixed up
<Schazer> Gee Schazer how come your datemates let you have two weddings
<Granola> Have you considered a two piece suit? Like a horse costume for weddings?
<cool homie what often kicks ass> tux with a train and smeared-off lipstick on the sleeve
<Granola> Except classier
<Schazer> I show up in the wrong outfit and nobody bats an eye
<Schazer>Cuz that's how extra everyone has accepted I am
<cool homie what often kicks ass> wear the tux inside-out, down to having the boxer shorts on the outside and inside-out shoes somehow
<Granola> Get the whole wedding party decked out in plate mail
<cool homie what often kicks ass> the only rule for the wedding is that everyone stays blindfolded the whole time so it doesn't matter what they're wearing
<cool homie what often kicks ass>no photographs, just audio recordings
<Granola> Everyone wears a train and during the ceremony theyre braided into each other
<Sunspider> The first wedding with no survivors.
<cool homie what often kicks ass> alternatively, one long oblong bowtie
<Schazer> Make sure your wedding party has a solid composition
<vancho1> make sure to read the guide for that
<Schazer> A healer groomsman, tank groomsman, and dps groomsman
<cool homie what often kicks ass> dress rehearsal. no humans allowed, this one is just for the dresses.
<Granola> Several veils, all layered on top of one another
<cool homie what often kicks ass> dance of the seven veils
<Schazer> Many people make the mistake of picking their maid of honor before looking at their overall team composition, and having to pick bridesmaids to complement the maid of honor
<cool homie what often kicks ass> nothing underneath. not in the sexy way, in the "ghosts" way, it was a puppeteer dance
<cool homie what often kicks ass>just collapses into a pile of veils
<Sunspider> (This wedding is getting increasingly surreal)
<Schazer> While a smart bride can make a competent team with any maid of honor, for newbies it's smarter to pick the bridesmaids first then find a MoH to round the team out
<Granola> Everyone hires a body double and radios instructions to the surrogate wedding from the honeymoon
<Sunspider> It's true that you need a solid team comp for your wedding. Especially when the other wedding scheduled after wants to initiate a team fight
<vancho1> No, even better, everyone is prepared in an entangled quantum state
<cool homie what often kicks ass> everyone wears latex masks custom-made of some other wedding attendee's face. you are allowed to swap, including into the one of your own face
<vancho1> so the wedding takes place through spooky action at a distance
<Schazer> Like debating, it pays for everyone to try both sides of the aisle at different dress rehearsals
<Schazer> That way you're prepared no matter what comes out of the hat
<cool homie what often kicks ass> what hat
<vancho1> the wedding hat
<Schazer> Yeah
<cool homie what often kicks ass> does the officiator pull two names out of a hat to decide who's getting married
<vancho1> it's the sorting hat's job on the weekends
<Schazer> I thought they would do it to figure out which team was bride and which was groom
<Schazer> But I like your interpretation better
<Schazer> (There's actually more than two cards in the hat so you sometimes get groom vs groom or bride vs bride brackets)
<cool homie what often kicks ass> the officiator is not a priest, they're dressed as a football referee
<cool homie what often kicks ass> they get a whistle and everything
<Schazer> (On custom servers you can add other nonstandard positions as well)
<vancho1> i can't believe poly weddings are dlc
<vancho1> like, come on
<vancho1> that should be a base feature
<Schazer> Like in Turncoat Mode every time you get PK'd you end up respawning on the other team for balance purposes
<cool homie what often kicks ass> finally! i was getting tired of missionary position
<Schazer> Vamcho i agree
<cool homie what often kicks ass> cleric roles are boring
<Schazer> But the modding community for this game is incredible
<Granola> Its mostly that way to justify the price for the Chinese Wedding Dragon outift
<cool homie what often kicks ass> also in turncoat mode you literally have to turn your coat inside out, all jackets provided are reversible
<vancho1> niiiice
<Sunspider> My plans to just get it done in a courthouse seem a bit less exciting than all y'alls plans.
<Schazer> Hint: providing your team with identical costumes lowers the frame rate and prevents lag
<vancho1> i like reversible clothes i think more clothes should be
<Schazer> Which is crucial if you're aiming for a speedrun
<Sunspider> Can we any% the wedding?
<Sunspider> Because I think the courthouse thing is a possible exploit
<Granola> Attacking the minister interupts the quest dailogue but still gives you the status buff
<Sunspider> Just wrongwarp from signing the paperwork to the reception
<cool homie what often kicks ass> well at a courthouse you have to wait in line
<cool homie what often kicks ass> it's faster to just say "i do" really fast in front of an unsuspecting priest
<cool homie what often kicks ass> then bone
<Sunspider> Damn. That's the TAS strat I bet
<Credit> i want to noclip through the courthouse. why do we have to leave through the standard exit
<Credit> go to hospital, stop by maximum security pet prison on the way
<cool homie what often kicks ass> do not pass go, do not collect $200