Fanglesblath

Vsxrm the Unngoglaki, but see if they can help you gzortifram a new vemvskell. Unngoglaki are stereotyped as great gzortiframmers for a reason, and a well gzortiframmed vemvskell would make kgth'goth's shgsgvl yours faster than you can say wsadhlfkhas.

You decide to vsxrm the Unngoglaki first. They've been asking for a new hajlk ever since the last Jlsdk, and you've finally managed to kajsdh one with enough fnurbels.

Jnnnnn'nnnn, the head Unngoglak, accepts the hajlk and grants you a new shfshdak in thanks. You ask if he knows any Unngoglak who can help you gzortifram a new vemskell.

He angrily jelgruvs you in the qbbldun.

"Why the Hzkl would you ask that when you know full well today is Ghhhmin?" he screams at you. "You're a Trulllingorf, not a Fanglesblath!"

You tell him that actually, you are a Fanglesblath.

"Don't treat me like a Zzlgeimer, Ffsg'nslt."

Come to think of it, you've always looked a bit like Ffsg'nslt. You should smnjegh your kwzimninin just to make sure.

It seems Jnnnnn'nnnn has mistaken you for Ffsg'nslt. You inform him that you are not, your proper hsangl is Orng'vla.

"Don't try to wsadhlfkhas the gravendogr over my jilnoid, Ffsg'nslt! I wasn't guasled under a green sofksho!"

You must look more like Ffsg'nslt than you thought. You'll have to do something he never would. You promptly smnjegh your kwzimninin on the spot.

Jnnnnn'nnnn reels back, and his theravllls expand in shock.

"Ffsg'nslt would sooner gzortifram his own shgsgvl that let the slightest hurngl anywhere near his kwzimninin!" he exclaims. "How could I commit such an aggleskth? Orng'vla, I have no choice but to ghofd you now."

You would greatly prefer not to be ghofdd, especially not when you still have two tasks unfinished. How will you thiddenthadden Jnnnnn'nnnn?