Rule of Cool

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Oh right you'll need to get cool supplies before you go straight into the cool journey. Perhaps stock up on cool food and water. Might as well get a cool weapon and armor.

Buy the coolest sword you can find. Also buy the princess some cool miniature armor to protect against the dragon's fire breath. But you don't need armor, you're too cool for that, right?

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Try to get a rapier. Should be cool enough.
As for armor, get a cool cape. Maybe a fan or something so you always have a breeze it can sway in.
Oh, and some bouncy shoes. Those are still cool, right?

>Coolness isn't in the acessories. it's in the man and in the 'tude. You could wear a potato sack and wield a rubber chicken and make it look cool.

>... Still that rapier not a bad idea. And a skateboard to do some cool tricks. and yoner sunglasses.

“Princess! I'll go after her you stay with the carriage.” Says one of the guards.

You step out of the carriage. Right when you think you are going after the Princess, you turn in the opposite direction and say, “I'll be back in 15.”

“Ah right, we'll stay here.”

“Get snacks!” One of the guards throws a bag of money.

You catch it without even looking, disappearing into the crowd. You know that if you have any hope of survival, it's with simple to use weapon.

You walk into Crazy Dave's discount weaponry. Middle aged, 11 foot tall Crazy Dave. Sits behind a small counter, “Welcome to Crazy Dave's discount weaponry.”

“What makes you crazy?”

Crazy Dave slouches, his voice goes monotone. “It's a family name.”

You nod, while looking over spears, axes and maces. Any of these would be great, buy it! “You got anything cooler?”

“Cooler, hmm have something in the back, came in today.” Crazy Dave stands, bending forward to avoid the ceiling. Steps into the back, returning a few minutes later with a rapier.

Get a spear! Rapiers requires years of training! You're already doomed, don't make things worse!

Crazy Dave unsheathes the rapier, showing its cool blue glow, you can see your breath as the air drops a few degrees. “I was going to use this to keep my meats, but you look like someone who needs a cool weapon.”

Minutes later, you return to the carriage on a skateboard. Wearing a sick pair of shades, your Cool Rapier on your side. You throw the guard his money, followed by a bag of cheese flavored corn triangles. Stopping the skateboard in the back, you stow the rest of the supplies in the carriage trunk.

Inside, the princess chews on gummy bears.

“What else did you get?”

“Huh?” The princess looks at you, head tilted as if she is looking at a moron.

Before she speak's you toss a red cape, it lands on top of her head. “This'll protect you.”

“I don't need you to protect me!” She yells while pulling the cape off her head.

The guard sitting in coach asks, “Are we ready to go?”

An elephant walks out of the alleyway, sitting down right in front of the carriage. A burly man in tiger pelts sitting on top of the elephant frowns. “Come on Betsy, the watering hole's only another mile.”