RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
03-09-2018, 12:34 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-09-2018, 12:49 PM by typeandkey.)
>Adler: Be shepherded directly into the throng of contest participants. All of your objections keep getting misconstrued as quotes from the Pie Fight Whatsit series. Everyone is really impressed.
>Adler: This is the exact opposite of stealth! You're in the middle of a public contest being scrutinized by thousands of eyes. Where's Estvan when you need him? He could've distracted these people for you to sneak through.
>Estvan: You've run out of all your best stories, but your daughter keeps asking for more. You decide to delve into the store of stories you have that you've never told anyone because, well, they're kinda boring. Like when you had an itchy nose, but kept deciding not to scratch it. Or the time you got down on your hands and knees and followed a snail around in a field for three years. You even tell her the story you wrote for the most uninteresting story in the world contest. She seems to like it, she's covering her ears and banging her head against the wall. Kids today and their crazy youthful expressions.
>Stoned Buck: You are still completely naked, and probably wandered through the palace like that. Anyway, inform Sergeant Avogadro and Marshal Theronmyathus that "Operation: Duke's Killer Bread" was 100% sort-of, partially, almost successful.
>Stoned Buck: Tell Avogadro that he looks way too intense and offer him a weed stick.
>Avogadro: Take the weed stick, you stick in the mud. Have a puff, go on. All the cool elves are doing it.
>Adler: This is the exact opposite of stealth! You're in the middle of a public contest being scrutinized by thousands of eyes. Where's Estvan when you need him? He could've distracted these people for you to sneak through.
>Estvan: You've run out of all your best stories, but your daughter keeps asking for more. You decide to delve into the store of stories you have that you've never told anyone because, well, they're kinda boring. Like when you had an itchy nose, but kept deciding not to scratch it. Or the time you got down on your hands and knees and followed a snail around in a field for three years. You even tell her the story you wrote for the most uninteresting story in the world contest. She seems to like it, she's covering her ears and banging her head against the wall. Kids today and their crazy youthful expressions.
>Stoned Buck: You are still completely naked, and probably wandered through the palace like that. Anyway, inform Sergeant Avogadro and Marshal Theronmyathus that "Operation: Duke's Killer Bread" was 100% sort-of, partially, almost successful.
>Stoned Buck: Tell Avogadro that he looks way too intense and offer him a weed stick.
>Avogadro: Take the weed stick, you stick in the mud. Have a puff, go on. All the cool elves are doing it.