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>Rather than tearing him to shreds, the birds attacks on max are more along the petty side. We're talking grabbing his arm in their talons, manipulating it so he attacks himself, and squawking something that sounds like "Quit hitting yourself." Maybe a wedgie too.
>Selena: Cast a spell on Max to try and help. Unfortunately, but humorously, since you did it without thinking, the results are a bit weird.