An Adventure Or Else

embark on a quest to assemble an army to overthrow the she-tyrant.

Yeah, you figure it's about that time of year again. A good assassination plot always livens the place up a bit.

Plus, who knows? Maybe this time it'll work. Twelfth time's the charm, right?

The most important step is finding someone to blame if/when it all goes wrong.

Of course, the core to every such plan is a group of trusted-allies-slash-expendable-pawns. Your Statesman's Chapeau is going to have to sit this one out; it's time again to dust off the Adventurin' Miter and Whallopin' Crozier.

But where do you start your elling eff gee?