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An Adventure Or Else - SleepingOrange - 02-19-2013
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Go away, narration voice. You're trying to read, here.
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No, cut it out. That doesn't even make sense in this tense. You just want an afternoon of peace and literature.
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Me you, not you you! This is so stupid. Get out of here!
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Great. And now the Empress is calling. If it's not one thing, it's another.
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"The portals to the Outer Realm are still unable to establish a link. Even my scryers can't see what's happening there. Without the Realm's intrigues, I am becoming... bored."
"I demand that my subjects provide entertainment in the meantime! You are no exception. Find a quest or a trial or a great scourge or something. You know the penalty for failure."
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Great.
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Fine, get back here, narration voice.
What wouldst thou deaux?
RE: An Adventure Or Else - Schazer - 02-19-2013
embark on a quest to assemble an army to overthrow the she-tyrant.
E: If that is too hard: just go find a dragon and slay that and drag its corpse back for inspection.
RE: An Adventure Or Else - Mehgamehn - 02-19-2013
Study Correct Posture
RE: An Adventure Or Else - Crowstone - 02-19-2013
do a little dance
make a little rhyme
RE: An Adventure Or Else - Dragon Fogel - 02-19-2013
The most important step is finding someone to blame if/when it all goes wrong.
RE: An Adventure Or Else - Infrared - 02-19-2013
Tell her to watch some re-runs of the ET fighting bloody fighting tournament
RE: An Adventure Or Else - Robust Laser - 02-19-2013
>Go left
RE: An Adventure Or Else - SleepingOrange - 02-20-2013
(02-19-2013, 11:11 PM)Schazer Wrote: »embark on a quest to assemble an army to overthrow the she-tyrant.
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Yeah, you figure it's about that time of year again. A good assassination plot always livens the place up a bit.
Plus, who knows? Maybe this time it'll work. Twelfth time's the charm, right?
(02-19-2013, 11:23 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »The most important step is finding someone to blame if/when it all goes wrong.
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Of course, the core to every such plan is a group of trusted-allies-slash-expendable-pawns. Your Statesman's Chapeau is going to have to sit this one out; it's time again to dust off the Adventurin' Miter and Whallopin' Crozier.
But where do you start your elling eff gee?
RE: An Adventure Or Else - Schazer - 02-20-2013
On Craigslist.
RE: An Adventure Or Else - Pharmacy - 02-20-2013
On eagle-time forums.
RE: An Adventure Or Else - Dragon Fogel - 02-20-2013
At the nearest bar. Don't most adventuring groups start out by meeting in a tavern?
RE: An Adventure Or Else - fakeimpostor - 02-20-2013
Grindr
RE: An Adventure Or Else - AgentBlue - 02-20-2013
In your head.
RE: An Adventure Or Else - SeaWyrm - 02-20-2013
Think outside the box - recruit the empress! She'll never see THAT coming.
RE: An Adventure Or Else - Infrared - 02-20-2013
In your car.
Seconding that ^
RE: An Adventure Or Else - Dragon Fogel - 02-20-2013
Recruit the various produce items that talk about you while you sleep.
RE: An Adventure Or Else - MaxieSatan - 02-20-2013
At the cafe.
RE: An Adventure Or Else - Crowstone - 02-21-2013
everywhere
RE: An Adventure Or Else - Kaynato - 02-22-2013
Make yourself the greatest support of nepotism since the Tenth Century.
RE: An Adventure Or Else - btp - 02-23-2013
ooh ooh
CLONES
RE: An Adventure Or Else - SleepingOrange - 02-23-2013
(02-20-2013, 05:53 AM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »Think outside the box - recruit the empress! She'll never see THAT coming.
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Hmm! Maybe that sort of lateral thinking is just what this coup needs to not fail like the rest.
"Hey, secret plot to overthrow the Empress! You want in?"
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Or, on the other hand, maybe not.
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Thank the Writhing Antedivinities for contingency enchantments. Looks like you're going to have to assassinate the Empress without the Empress's help.
(02-20-2013, 01:07 AM)Pharmacy Wrote: »On eagle-time forums.
(02-20-2013, 02:02 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »At the nearest bar. Don't most adventuring groups start out by meeting in a tavern?
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Which means the best place to look for some of the sword-wielding malcontents you need is probably at Eagle Time, the premier tavern for adventuring-types, aspiring tyrant slayers, and humble-but-chosen farmhands in all of Aquillia. Some of the biggest names in both the Inter-Realms hang around here. Should you look for someone or someones in particular? Who, and why?
Or just stick with some random schlubs for maximum sacrificability when things go wrong?
Er, if. If, obviously.
RE: An Adventure Or Else - Crowstone - 02-23-2013
find uh, pinary?
RE: An Adventure Or Else - btp - 02-23-2013
Oh man how can you not look for the super frequency. Aka the official kingdom radio station.
RE: An Adventure Or Else - Gnauga - 02-23-2013
Perhaps you should seek out sea beasts. Like a wyrm. A sea wyrm.
RE: An Adventure Or Else - Dragon Fogel - 02-23-2013
This whole thing is just an excuse to kidnap Thriggle, isn't it.