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>How about some knives then. Dual wield a cleaver and a carving knife, with pairing knives stored in your inventory for throwing weapons. Also get a potato peeler and a spatula, for options.

>Fondue fork
>Or maybe a soldering iron

A variety of options spring to your mind. A peeler? The blades aren't much use. A metal spatula might do something, though - at least it can keep him at more of a distance. Fondue fork? Not sure you have one. You're no frenchie. There might be a soldering tool of some sort among among DAD's things, but it's not a skill you've got. One of your friends on the other hand...

The KNIFEBOARD and all the KITCHEN IMPLEMENTS you do have are located in the KITCHEN, thus requiring a SNEAK attempt in order to reach them unnoticed by FATHER. You aren't particularly stealthy (UNTRAINED SKILL: -2 MODIFIER), but if he's been on the aqua vitae, he might be oblivious enough for it to work. (OPPOSED TEST: SCOUT VS SNEAK)

You do have a smaller POCKET KNIFE somewhere in your room, among a few other objects you could use. Where you SEARCH may influence what you find.

Will you search or sneak?