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Another rush of information. No, you're not a Mica person, though you do like and own some Agate and Smokey Quartz. There's a couple of game-related figurines lying around, disturbed by your recent attempt to pick everything up at once. Skimbleshanks died a few months ago, but you recently adopted a new kitten whom you haven't yet picked a name for. You really should get onto that.

You started taking to mask-wearing on your streams after an incident last year. It's digitally-generated and edits-out your snaggletooth canine and turns your eyes from olive to a crimson, which you reckon is pretty cool. You're certainly are more on-edge and withdrawn about your online doings since then. You also have a few real masks, but they're part of a collection so you don't touch them that often.

You can't afford airwovens (they're overpriced crap anyhow) but you did one better by using Irn Bru and Wham wrappers, latticed together in a makeshift decoupage over your volleys.

Behold... the Irn-Shu.

Yeah, you don't really wear them that much.

INPUT STATUS: PROCESSED

REMAINING UNSET VALUES NON-ESSENTIAL: CREATION POINTS UNSPENT: 30

EXITING CREATION, RESYNCHRONISING FOR TIME DILATION...COMPLETE.

AWAITING GAME ACTIVATION. PROCESS ETA - 8 HOURS
PRESS [START] WHEN READY.

(HELP MENU UNLOCKED - 'META' TAB DEACTIVATED.)

BB-8008: What the goddamn just happened?
VerdeVertigo: is everything okay? the stream seemed messed-up for a bit and you are shaking pretty bad
BB-8008: I think so, I felt like something just shocked me in the head. I really don't need this right now.
VerdeVertigo: you can end the stream early if you want, hellblade looked really cool earlier and it was great seeing you play something other than that korean game
BB-8008: You mean League of Legends? Please don't remind me of that already.
BB-8008: Plus it's not Korean, just really, really popular with the Scene there.
VerdeVertigo: ok
VerdeVertigo: btw I ordered a copy like you wanted but you have to help me
VerdeVertigo: I know nothing about mmos except runescape

MODIFIERS APPLIED: SLEUTH +1
SKILLS ADDED: DISGUISE +1, GEOLOGY, COMPUTING, MAKEUP, WIELD (GLOVE/CULINARY/KNIFE)
QUIRKS ADDED: ‘PROPERLY PARANOID’, 'POWERED BY PRODUCT'
FRUSTRATION: +1

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