Another Me - Your number has been called!

>Look on the bright side, Effy, someone chasing you just gives you more motivation to keep running. In fact, if you hurl a few insults at Chuckles McMeatface back there, you might be motivated to move even faster.

>Hey Clo, remember that one movie by Alfred Hitchcock? 'The Birds'? The one where all those birds went crazy and started attacking people? Remember how scary and dangerous those birds in that movie were? Say, these birds look a lot like the birds from that movie, don't they? Wow, your whole situation right now is a lot like what happened in that movie, huh? You know, with the birds declaring war on humanity and causing the collapse of modern society. Just keep dwelling on how your life is exactly like that horror movie right now, with all the murderous, psycho birds. It sure was a good movie, though.