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>S

You move back towards your bed. Agh, why is it taking so long? Shitty games are generally tiny, but this thing seems to have an ungodly amount of compression. Whatever it is, it's a lot bigger than you expected. Signing, you sorta lie down and stare at the ceiling for a bit.

>Sleep

VERB IDENTIFIED: SLEEP

Yeah, you suppose you would, if you could. But you're been having a really bad time trying to sleep. It's half the reason you've been messing around with this bootleg game. Well, you assume it's a bootleg.

>Plugh

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO INVOKE THE POWERS OF PLUGH. (-1)

>Go [n]orth, [t]ake everything on the desk!

You cannot reach your DESK while resting on your bed! You stand up and move back over and attempt to carry everything at once. With a DEX of [ERROR: UNDEFINED] you fail miserably. Your things are now spread all over the place but luckily, nothing seems particularly damaged, except your ego.

The computer makes a strange 'ding' sound. Looks like it's finally ready.

>Commence Character Creation.

INPUT GENDER: M/F/N/O

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Okay, here's how this is gonna plan out; I'm going to tally up all the responses and use them to set the probability of each, then roll dice to determine the results. This method will be used for some stuff, others will be more freeform. HAVE FUN!