Post making contest 6.0

rule 1: say a swear (goddamn counts)

rule 2: works in an image with formatted text but not if the identical formatted text is on its own, but can also work in a text-only post. not sure exactly why this is.
adding words can fuck this up (perhaps the letters/consonants/vowels/syllables has to be a certain quantity) but the same text in the same formatting can fail this quality.
it's possible that special characters like the unicode fuckery and zalgotext i used to 'recreate' the 4-rule-passing image's text broke this number quality and/or whatever metric is being used

rule 3: 'cursed image' or perhaps more specifically having an entity that is cursed

rule 4: still no clue really, seems tough

rule 5: say the word 'curse'

Passes rules 1 and 5

fucking curses

Passes rules 1 and 5

fuckin curses

Passes rules 1 and 5

fuckn curses

Passes rules 1 and 5

also Dragon Fogel is probably correct and post #2,783 is cursed, i didn't see that, that's an interesting idea for rule #2 though it doesn't explain all the fuckery so far

Passes rules 1 and 5

thishit post curse

Passes rules 1 and 5

this post will pass rule #2 and is the only of its kind

This post passes no rules!

this post will pass rule #2 and is the only of its kind

This post passes no rules!

unique word: equilibrium

This post passes no rules!

If a post is the last post in this thread, I place a curse on it.
Otherwise, I place a curse on it if I also would place a curse on the post after it.
Merde.

Passes rules 1 and 5

This post is only cursed if it does not pass rule #2.

Passes rule 5

Passes rule 5

Passes rule 1

Passes no rules

I just want to point out that Vocaloid isn't an anime, so he totally deserved what came to him for calling it that, and this post passes rules 3 and 5.

unique word: equilibrium

This post is cursed.

This post passes rule 5.