ITT I will talk a bunch of shit on whatever you direct my attentions to

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ITT I will talk a bunch of shit on whatever you direct my attentions to
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RE: ITT I will talk a bunch of shit on whatever you direct my attentions to
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RE: ITT I will talk a bunch of shit on whatever you direct my attentions to - by Schazer - 12-26-2017, 08:52 AM