RE: The Shop
01-24-2018, 10:05 AM
Quote:"I have schizophrenia and am entirely obedient to the voices. Also I love your hair."
Boss:
"...."
The Boss seems offended.
Quote:Begin making music.
Quote:>Sing The Star-Spangled Banner
>"ey b0ss I habe cancere, can i habe pizza pls? Gibe da pusi!"
Boss:
"..."
Quote:>"yo bICtH" and then do a cool dance move like the one where you put your head in your elbow, before pushing his chair out of the window
Boss:
"..."
Quote:>Enough with this nonsense! Do something constructive.
Quote:>"Where do I see myself in five years? Well, it's my life's goal to be the corrupted god-emperor of a world of perpetual atrophy and decay, where all things wither in agonizing un-life for my own fleeting amusement."
>Start eating the plants.
>Whatever they're upset about, it's all Asche's fault.
You ponder what it means to be constructive in this particular situation.
Your pondering intensifies.
Quote:>become employee of the eternity. Instantly.
Quote:>Don't forget to look 'em in the eye and use a firm handshake.
The contract is... made?
You have now aligned yourself with THE END OF THE LINE.
Quote:>Creep away as sneakily as possible.
>Discord flows through my seams.
You quietly crawl back out into the hall.
You feel that something has changed since your last passing.
A soft drumming of bass echoes nearby.
You feel that something has changed since your last passing.
A soft drumming of bass echoes nearby.