Post making contest 6.0

nyaa~~

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

Rule 1: peas rule. peas come in pods in which there are lots of peas so every post must repeat itself a certain amount and include someone's name because everyone knows peas all have names for one another.
Rule 2: potatoes rule. because i always ask for more potatoes you have to say more to pass this rule
Rule 3: cauliflour rule. must contain a named character.
Rule 4: carrots rule. because carrots are the most common vegetable your post will probably pass rule 4
Rule 5: pumpkin rule. mustn't say the word pumpkin because pumpkins don't exist

This post passes rules 2 and 3.