RE: The Shop
12-17-2017, 03:07 AM
Quote:>Pretend to be inanimate
Quote:>"There is no box here, only a mildly annoyed conglomerate.
You're not fooling anyone.
Quote:Snap the plunger in half
Pothead:
"THE HOLY LANCE, GUNGUNGIR!!"
Quote:> Suffocate the girl using your strong robotic hand
You felt that.
Quote:>Very noisily and clumsily try to sneak away, accidentally breaking as many things as possible.
Quote:>No, no, no wait, lets see the big man 'round here. Tell 'im who's the real boss in this here establishment!! (psst its you of course)
Quote:>"Yes, I am that very prisoner. I was minding my own business cleaning when he up and kidnapped me! I demand to be put back so I can organize more things."
Boss:
"..."
Pothead:
"Are you sure, Captain?"
Boss:
"..."
Pothead
"Well... alright then."
Pothead has left the room.
Quote:>"I'm here to apply for employment. I got lost while looking for the bathroom. Then, I noticed that I forgot mu resume, but this liddle pothead wouldn't point me to the exit."
Quote:>Give the boss the finger, but spare the girl your onslaught.
Boss:
"..."
You feel that this interview is going well.