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Name: RoyalSpoon Billionaire
Genre: NeoPeriod Anachrodrama
Genus: Platalea
Gender: No / Yes please CEO
Age (In bird years): 6.5 sparrow's farts
Height (In bird metres): Imperial
Width: Lean and mean
Beak length: Can easily reach into other spheres of influence
Mirrorshades / Mohawk / Trenchcoat Mohawk
Favorite song: All I wanna do is *cash register noise* *cash register noise* *cash register noise* *cash register noise* *cash register noise* *cash register noise*
Cyberware implants: Titanium bone reinforcement, Peregreed™ Pursuit-class collapsible wing supports, Strixiris optical nerve simullink with offsite secure server upload, AgRonomics Portable Hotspot Transaction System, emergency beakon, Carryoncorp-patented subdermal Dead Man's Switch (x3), Dr. Antington's Autopreen Nanoswarm
Occupation: Real estate tycoon and latest in a distinguished lineage of "self-made birds"
Quarterly Earnings: Disgustingly lots
Equipment: a Blackberry Juicy™, silver spoon (family hierloom), personal secretarybird, loadsa dosh
Political Compass Location: I'm rich, bitch
Crew Name: Threskiorn Holdings and Construction

Stats:

HP: <classified>
AP: 12d20+5 (Underlings: 2d10+2x, where x is Crony level)
MP (magic power): -5
MP (mind power): higher than is generally believed
MP (member of parliament): Just a phone call and charity gala away
THAC0: beneath Royalspoon's concern

Physical.
BODY: 9
AGILITY: 12
REACTION: 12
STRENGTH: 7

Mental.
WILL: Iron
LOGIC: Rock-solid
INTUITION: Often runs counter to what his advisors suggest
CHARISMA: A marvellous facsimile

Special.
EDGE: Spatulate
CYBER: Lanceolate
EGGS: Unnecessary, once mental uploading is perfected
SPIRIT: Acicular

Biography: This asshole