Of Ash and Dark Places...

You Attempt to write a sonnet to persuade this lovely article to your side, however, you realize you don't have a writing utensil and get very upset about this. You then look for a shoe to throw at it, unfortunately you are only wearing your boxers and a dusty old suit... Wait, you throw a fist full of dust at it. That fails miserably and now you have gotten the dust everywhere... GEH... you just breathed it in. You roll to resist puking you failed with 6... god now there's puke AND dust everywhere.