The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

>Burnside: You manage to wiggle your arms and feet free, but your legs and torso are still tangled. You're reduced to waddling around like a penguin.
>Thomson: Attempt to get back into Adler's good graces by helping him prepare the stew. Actually learn a thing or two.
>Adler: Be apprehensive at first, but you simply cannot turn down the opportunity to teach your craft. Wouldn't it be something if you could convince the realms to submit to your rule without a fight by offering them regular stew rations?
>Army: Return with supplies of mismatched foodstuffs with flavors that do not go well together. Dump it all in the stew before Adler can object.