RE: The Shop
11-12-2017, 01:44 AM
(This post was last modified: 11-12-2017, 04:05 AM by Kowlb.)
Quote:Flirt.
The Ol' Fingergun'n'Wink Combo NEVER hurts
Quote:>i was petting ur face its soft
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Quote:>I was choking you
Quote:>Choking you. Really. I think I was choking you.
>Could you interest us with expertise in the arts of plumbing and declogging?
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Quote:>Tell her that you are a magical fairy godmother here to grant her three wishes.
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"You can't fool me.
Fairies liddle cuties with wings!
Not... whatever you are."
"You can't fool me.
Fairies liddle cuties with wings!
Not... whatever you are."
Quote:> Offer her a glass of warm water as a peace offering
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Quote:>You have a teapot on your head.
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"I'll have you know, that this is the Holy Helm Helbraminger!"
"I'll have you know, that this is the Holy Helm Helbraminger!"
Quote:>Ignore her and read a book
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"Right then, let's get ya to boss. He'll know what to do withya.
Any last words?"
Make them count.