RE: Guardians of Aurora
10-03-2017, 12:03 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-03-2017, 12:17 PM by typeandkey.)
GUILD PROFILE:
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SpoilerName: Zorg the Great
• Pronoun/Title of Address: Its Majesty Zorg
Species: Triloborg
• Taxonomy: Manufactured
• Description: An unholy robotic construct made from bones, trilobite fossils, fairy dust, and a speak-n-spell. Possessing an ego that belies its small size. Because Triloborgs are very aware they are artificial, they sometimes refer to themselves in the third person and do not often refer to themselves as people, but will stop if asked.
Appearance: Zorg and others like it are the result of an inventor/sorcerer with too much time on his hands. He created a mechanical race out of bones, trilobite chitin, and all the forgotten toys he had in his attic. Despite that recipe sounding like it makes for a ghoulish appearance, this race of small statured, robotic-boney-bug-fossils are fairly benign and harmless in appearance as they were originally designed to be flight attendants. As Zorg has no vocal cords, it must use its speak-n-spell to communicate. Curiously, all of Zorg's people possess names ending in "org". Ex. Morg, Gorg, Lorg, Tom-org.
Class Licenses, or Equivalent Professional Training:
• List all that apply: Other (useless vagrant)
Hobbies: Trying to scare people, stealing things
Likes: Successfully scaring people and having a giant pile of riches to sit on
Dislikes: The fact that it is dirt poor and, despite its best efforts, is not really scary at all.
Reason for becoming a Guardian: A mixture of selfish personal gain and the desire to prove that its better than everyone else.
• Pronoun/Title of Address: Its Majesty Zorg
Species: Triloborg
• Taxonomy: Manufactured
• Description: An unholy robotic construct made from bones, trilobite fossils, fairy dust, and a speak-n-spell. Possessing an ego that belies its small size. Because Triloborgs are very aware they are artificial, they sometimes refer to themselves in the third person and do not often refer to themselves as people, but will stop if asked.
Appearance: Zorg and others like it are the result of an inventor/sorcerer with too much time on his hands. He created a mechanical race out of bones, trilobite chitin, and all the forgotten toys he had in his attic. Despite that recipe sounding like it makes for a ghoulish appearance, this race of small statured, robotic-boney-bug-fossils are fairly benign and harmless in appearance as they were originally designed to be flight attendants. As Zorg has no vocal cords, it must use its speak-n-spell to communicate. Curiously, all of Zorg's people possess names ending in "org". Ex. Morg, Gorg, Lorg, Tom-org.
Class Licenses, or Equivalent Professional Training:
• List all that apply: Other (useless vagrant)
Hobbies: Trying to scare people, stealing things
Likes: Successfully scaring people and having a giant pile of riches to sit on
Dislikes: The fact that it is dirt poor and, despite its best efforts, is not really scary at all.
Reason for becoming a Guardian: A mixture of selfish personal gain and the desire to prove that its better than everyone else.