RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
09-12-2017, 09:23 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-17-2017, 09:44 AM by typeandkey.)
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Spoiler>Scuti-Fifi: So overcome with mind-shattering lust, that your ability to use logic and reason is overshadowed by basic carnal-instincts. Like one of the primitive proto-elves of prehistory, you dash tearing through the woods and uprooting trees, foaming at the mouth whilst dragging your knuckles on the ground while snarling out uncivilized ooga-booga speak. Your ability to recognize faces is gone, so when you finally find Thomson and Percy you must rely on your sense of smell. Since Thomson is wearing Percy's clothes she smells like Percy and since Percy is wearing Thomson's leaves, well...
>Percy: Get love-mauled. Feathers fly everywhere.
>Lemmy: Having witnessed these events unfold, report back to the Duchess and Adler that the Sisterhood tried to mind control Adler. They intend to install a literal puppet government!
>Adler: Civil wars are costly, and take a long time to recoup from. Who's to say the Vulpitinians' plan isn't to attack while you are vulnerable during rebuilding. You need a battle ready ally as a deterrent. An ally like the Antglade. You can handle them, they're more useful to you than they are dangerous. Agree to some of the Duchess' demands and stamp a "To Be Determined" on the rest. It's best not to deny her outright until you are in a position of power. Go on, sign your soul away.
>You can try to get the Church to side with you while you're marching. There's bound to be a few on the way.
>Percy: Get love-mauled. Feathers fly everywhere.
>Lemmy: Having witnessed these events unfold, report back to the Duchess and Adler that the Sisterhood tried to mind control Adler. They intend to install a literal puppet government!
>Adler: Civil wars are costly, and take a long time to recoup from. Who's to say the Vulpitinians' plan isn't to attack while you are vulnerable during rebuilding. You need a battle ready ally as a deterrent. An ally like the Antglade. You can handle them, they're more useful to you than they are dangerous. Agree to some of the Duchess' demands and stamp a "To Be Determined" on the rest. It's best not to deny her outright until you are in a position of power. Go on, sign your soul away.
>You can try to get the Church to side with you while you're marching. There's bound to be a few on the way.