RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
09-06-2017, 04:01 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-06-2017, 01:06 PM by typeandkey.)
>A lone militiaman sheepishly approaches Adler. Apparently the soldiers wish show their respect and admiration as well as apologize for silently doubting him earlier. They wish to bestow upon Adler the highest and most sacred honor a warrior may give to their commander. Each and every last one of them wishes to give Adler a noogie. If he says "no", it will shatter their morale as well as their hearts.
>Adler, your "free spirit" is distracting the womenfolk and making the menfolk feel less so. Get thee clothed, sir.
>Adler: Burnside keeps hanging onto you. It may be annoying, but it's better to let her get tired of it and wander off on her own. At least she's not stabbing or biting anyone.
>Now begins the negotiations. The Duchess has a glint in her eye, watch out.
>Unfortunately for her, that hair Thomson used is actually from Fifi. Instead of controlling Adler, it makes Fifi think she's Adler. Hijinks ensue.
>Thomson: Be surprised that you don't have to use wiles on Percy. He does everything you tell him to on his own.
>Thomson: Convince Percy to wear leaves so you can wear his clothes. Lowfolk make or not, it's better than nothing.
>Adler, your "free spirit" is distracting the womenfolk and making the menfolk feel less so. Get thee clothed, sir.
>Adler: Burnside keeps hanging onto you. It may be annoying, but it's better to let her get tired of it and wander off on her own. At least she's not stabbing or biting anyone.
>Now begins the negotiations. The Duchess has a glint in her eye, watch out.
>Unfortunately for her, that hair Thomson used is actually from Fifi. Instead of controlling Adler, it makes Fifi think she's Adler. Hijinks ensue.
>Thomson: Be surprised that you don't have to use wiles on Percy. He does everything you tell him to on his own.
>Thomson: Convince Percy to wear leaves so you can wear his clothes. Lowfolk make or not, it's better than nothing.