RE: Beef Squad(I'm back woO): "dumb rotisserie-chicken-looking-ass fuckboy"
07-17-2017, 01:36 AM
Call a lawyer or call to order pizza? What a dilemma! This sounds like a job for:
MORTY MARINARA, PIZZA CHEF-AT-LAW!
Name - Morty Marinara
Species - Pizza chef
District - Pepperoni district
Gender - Extra cheese
Description - Mama Mia! It's a legal pizza chef who can whip up a tasty pizza-pie while filing an appeal, bake a calzone while entering a plea deal. You want anchovies and a writ of habeas corpus? NO PROBLEM!
MORTY MARINARA, PIZZA CHEF-AT-LAW!
Name - Morty Marinara
Species - Pizza chef
District - Pepperoni district
Gender - Extra cheese
Description - Mama Mia! It's a legal pizza chef who can whip up a tasty pizza-pie while filing an appeal, bake a calzone while entering a plea deal. You want anchovies and a writ of habeas corpus? NO PROBLEM!
The Ballad of Adler Young: Silly furry elf adventure. Read the RECAP: https://adleryoung.tumblr.com
Steampup: Surreal dog-headed Victorian adventure. Winterbough Saga Wiki: Everything we know about Faerie, its history & inhabitants.
See an edited recap of Zandar's Saga, and new pages at my Patreon. Peruse original music at Bandcamp.
*Adorable plum-munching Mavis avatar by the incomparable Tronn.
Steampup: Surreal dog-headed Victorian adventure. Winterbough Saga Wiki: Everything we know about Faerie, its history & inhabitants.
See an edited recap of Zandar's Saga, and new pages at my Patreon. Peruse original music at Bandcamp.
*Adorable plum-munching Mavis avatar by the incomparable Tronn.