The Shop

Welp, you asked for it door.
>Mildly forbidden doot time

NO WE CAN'T.
It's forbidden.
Also it'll probably hit everything in the room, regardless of doot level.
Also it's reserved for special occasions. Like ferrero rochers.

In your hesitation, you blurt out a discorded yodel.



Frank looks at you confused.

>give the door pinkeye by farting on his eyeball. "Biological warfare, motherfucker."

Frank looks at you concerned.

Um!! Don't violence in front of the kid!! We have little Frank to take care of now!! Let's teach it our name

Let's feed them some... what do void birds eat anyway? Dramatic rocks? I'm thinking dramatic rocks. Or garlic, but what if vampire rules?

You teach Frank to recognize your name, rewarding it with a dramatic rock.



Frank has learned the name of its new master!

Dramatic Rock C:
"BUT WHY?"

Time to get smart! Whip out a sax and play the SONG OF OPENING, it's only four notes, it's simple! E. C. E. D. Then play it backwards to close the door, so it knows who's boss. D. E. C. E.

"E-C-E-D"
(OPEN)


"D-E-C-E"
(CLOSE)

>Try flirting with the door.
>Asche: Wake up just in time to see us flirting with a door.

You cozy up to the door, complimenting the sheen of its varnish.



Asche:
"Ow.... Oh no, good, great. Do you need some time alone?"