Thank You, Lucky Stars!

Well, Captain? What a fine kettle of fish you've gotten yourself into this time.

You've got no ship. No crew. No riches. No high adventure. Not even an actual, non-metaphorical kettle of fish... which would at least take the edge off. Instead there's just you, alone with your thoughts, drifting through the endless glimmering void of Deep Space. Quite the predicament indeed!

With nothing but far away constellations for company, you can't help but wonder; what happened to get you here? Where did it all start to go wrong? When was it that the tale of Captain Lucky Stars began to take such an ironically unfortunate turn?