RE: The Shop
06-25-2017, 09:06 AM
(06-25-2017, 06:41 AM)typeandkey Wrote: »>He badmouthed the Shopkeep?! How dare he! This isn't a scam, it's a DREAM JOB. You don't have to work here, you get to work here. Tell him off most viciously, the sternest talking to of his lifetime.
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>The door is staring, that means you have an audience. Bust some sweet dance moves and get Asche to join in.
(06-25-2017, 03:45 AM)Zephyr Nepres Wrote: »> Stare back. Unblinking, you will stare for eternity, locked in an endless battle between you two. Years pass, and you begin to wonder "when did this all begin? what am I still doing in life? does love exist?". You will find the answer to none of these.
Poke the door in the eyeball, staring is rude