The Shop

> oh hey it's ash ketchum, but someone mugged him and took all his pokeballs

>Using our amazing deductive skills (that is, we read your hat), You are an employee!
>More importantly, that means you know what your doing!

Asche:
"It's just Asche, actually. Are you here to help clean this mess?"

>Tell this person you're here to supervise him cleaning this room. He's taking too long, tell him to hop to it.

Asche:
"Are you serious? Like I've told that thing out front, this job's just impossible to do!
Not only do the shelves refuse to stay in place, but everything else in this room refuses to get along!
Bloody scam is what it is."

> Grab the biggest items first, then stack the rest on top of each other. Or, yknow, help the guy with (presumably) actual hands.

You stack some items together, but despite being physically sound they tumble back to the floor as if being repelled by an unseen force.

Asche:
"See what I mean? Impossible."

Let's start up a pyramid scheme! We have one more transformation on our gem right?

Offer this guy anything he wants and then say payment is helping you clean this room.

Asche:
"That gem there's chock full of that thing's magic isn't it?
As far as I'm concerned, you can keep that trinket as far away from me as possible."

>stare deeply into his sultry eyes, whisper sweet nightcore lyrics into his ears. "Shhhh is ok bb"

Asche:
"Hnn...?"

I just noticed the door is an eye. Say hello.

It stares.