RE: The Shop
06-12-2017, 10:13 AM
Quote:>Say, would you like another saxophone solo?
Quote:serenade her with doots
Shopkeep:
"Ooh? It seems you've improved quite a bit since your last visit... Wonderful."
Quote:>Put all your anguish and suffering into one doot
Shopkeep:
"Come now, that was meant as a compliment."
"Come now, that was meant as a compliment."
Quote:WHY IS THE CRACK ON YOUR FACE BIGGER
Shopkeep:
"Something is disturbing the stability of this domain. Regardless, I'd say it's nothing for you to worry about."
Quote:>quick what do you want me to clean
Shopkeep:
"Ah yes, eager to get back to work are we?
Well then, as I said before the backroom is quite a mess. My fault, I confess. I'm not the tidiest of workers."
Quote:Wait...it's no big if some collateral damage occurs during the cleaning right?
Shopkeep:
"Believe me, there's nothing you can do to make things worse than they already are.
Still, remember your job is to clean the room, not wreck it."
Another door appears, beckoning you to enter.
If you had any more questions for your employer, now would be the time to ask them.
Otherwise, it's off to work you go.