Post making contest 6.0

(in the below commentary, rules 4 and 5 were not passed)

The funny thing as the rules stand right now, passing rule 3 automatically disqualifies you from passing rules 1 and 2, even though rules 1 and 2 are different rules (rules 1 and 2 are usually different rules, most of the time)

Post Making Contest was a mistake

By passing rule 3, you didn't pass rules 1 or 2.

Rule 1: Don't think about posting an elephant.

Whoops, too late.

By not passing rule 3, you didn't pass rules 1 or 2 either.

POST NUMBER 7

Fortunately POST NUMBER passes rule 1! It would've passed that rule about 50% of the time. (The rest of the post holds up too, regardless of whether you count spelled out as "dlorph" or not at all.

And in a humorous occurrence, by passing rule 3, you won't pass rules 2 and 1 now. In that order. This is absolutely different from passing rules 1 and 2.

Snow Ix and the seven Dlorphs?

Almost instantly, you pass rule 3. Therefore, you didn't pass rules 2 or 1.

sodium nitrite is used in processed meat to give it that appetizing "red" flavour, however, it can cause nitrosamines to form in your body. And nitrosamines are deadly.

So.

Bon appetit!

none of the rules