The MalkyTop Hall of Fame

And tonight, we set a new record for twenty Malkyquotes in one night.

<MalkyTop> Putt putt is my favorite car
<MalkyTop> I still don't know if it's a boy or a girl though
<MalkyTop> Probably a boy
<@RobustLaser> putt putt went to the moon once
<Godbot> I think boy voiced by a girl
<MalkyTop> Yes.
<MalkyTop> Do you know any other cars that gone to the moon
<MalkyTop> Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

<MalkyTop> Do you undderstand
<Wheat> hardly curly
<Ixcaliber> nope
<@Slorange> Augh I know what you mean
<MalkyTop> I'll understand /you/
<MalkyTop> Go to your corner
<Wheat> this is a cylindrical room
* WoodlandBeef is now known as LolzaBeef
<MalkyTop> Then obviously
<MalkyTop> IT IS ALL CORNERS
<MalkyTop> Just stuff your nose in a wall
<Wheat> why does this channel meet in a grain silo
<MalkyTop> OR ATTACH YOURSELF TO THE CEILING
<@RobustLaser> it's cylindrical sideways
<MalkyTop> Or maybe
<@RobustLaser> the two walls at either side are flat
<MalkyTop> revolve around it
<MalkyTop> That would be impressive
<MalkyTop> And also then we can play jumprope
<MalkyTop> With your revolving
<MalkyTop> Body

<MalkyTop> But it's not long enough
<MalkyTop> Which is why we have
<Wheat> I will detach my atoms in a way that I become the room
<Anomaly> we haven't installed the giant fan at one end, though
<MalkyTop> The tafffyyyyy machiiinnneee

<MalkyTop> Anom
<MalkyTop> Anomanomanom
<Anomaly> what
<Anomaly> whaaaat
<MalkyTop> PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

<MalkyTop> Anomaman
<MalkyTop> Aromaman?
<MalkyTop> Ofalcaman
<Wheat> he's a superhero
<MalkyTop> Ofalcatorman
<Wheat> scent-sation
<Wheat> aromaman
<MalkyTop> Afalfaman?
<Godbot> anemoman
<Ixcaliber> tell us more about Aromaman
<Wheat> his stench is sweeping the nation
<MalkyTop> HE FLIES WITH HIS ANATOMICALLY CORRECT NOSE

<MalkyTop> Aromamamaman
<MalkyTop> Mamaoraman?
<MalkyTop> Mamaryman?

<elpie> Why was there like
<elpie> A large stretch of GradMass that was all double-posts
<MalkyTop> Because LP
<MalkyTop> Because
<MalkyTop> I am the only poster
<MalkyTop> And I'm alone
<MalkyTop> And
<MalkyTop> Aaannggrryyyyy
<MalkyTop> Phhfrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuoooooooooooooooh

<MalkyTop> What am I doing
<MalkyTop> What
<MalkyTop> What what whaaat
<MalkyTop> Noooooo
<MalkyTop> Shooooooooot
<MalkyTop> Laundryyyyyyy
<MalkyTop> Showeeerrrrr
<MalkyTop> Bullllllllllllllllllllling

<MalkyTop> PROTOMAAAAN WHAT ARE YOU EVEN
<MalkyTop> TYPING
<MalkyTop> YOU'RE JUST RED
<MalkyTop> RED IN THE FACE FROM TRYING TO TYPE TOO HARD
<MalkyTop> JUST SAY WHAT YA GOOTTA SAAAYYYYY

<MalkyTop> Because
<MalkyTop> HE IS EASILLY BLOWN UP BY THE RED
<Ixcaliber> the red is a danger
<MalkyTop> To us all
<@Pinary> Apparently I was informed that we were having dinner with my aunt and uncle prior to today
<MalkyTop> Common exposure to red leads to death
<Ixcaliber> protoman is endangering us all
<MalkyTop> And hunger
<Ixcaliber> with his constant red
<MalkyTop> Like McDonalds
<MalkyTop> McDonalds sells red
<MalkyTop> They have a cookbook of red

<Godbot> malky do you need to go to bed
<MalkyTop> Hops
<MalkyTop> Hops
<MalkyTop> Hooooooops
<MalkyTop> Hops
<@Pinary> Malky, you should probably sleep.
<MalkyTop> Hops
<Ixcaliber> malky don't listen to them you don't need to go to bed
<MalkyTop> Fresh hops
<MalkyTop> Right from the corn
<MalkyTop> To make the finest wine
<@Pinary> Trust me, I've got a stethescope and a lab coat.
<@Pinary> Sleep is good for you.
<MalkyTop> Hops

<PickYerPoison> Malky I think you need to turn in.
<PickYerPoison> I've gotten ten quotes from you in the last 15 minutes.
<MalkyTop> TEN?
<MalkyTop> You get
<MalkyTop> A freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<MalkyTop> Forrest
<MalkyTop> I just need to mark your card
<MalkyTop> With my
<MalkyTop> card marker
<MalkyTop> Clip
<MalkyTop> Clip
<MalkyTop> Clip
<MalkyTop> Clop
<MalkyTop> That's not right
<MalkyTop> That's the wrong thing
<MalkyTop> This card is illegal, sir
<MalkyTop> Sirrah

<PickYerPoison> Okay, I've gotten TWELVE quotes from you tonight.
<PickYerPoison> It's probably time for you to head to bed. c:
<MalkyTop> NOOOOOOO
<MalkyTop> nooooooooooooooooooooooo
<Ixcaliber> malky can stay up as long as she wants
<MalkyTop> Sirrah
<MalkyTop> Is a nice word
<MalkyTop> Sirraaaaaaaaaaaaah
<MalkyTop> I must arrest you sirraaaaaaaaha
<MalkyTop> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
<MalkyTop> sirraaaaaaaaaaaah
<MalkyTop> syrup
<MalkyTop> It sounds like syrup
<PickYerPoison> Make that thirteen quotes.
<@DragonFogel> Malky, do you want to keep giving PYP material or do you want to go to sleep?

<MalkyTop> Nuuuuhhh
<MalkyTop> But
<MalkyTop> I'm explodinjg with words
<MalkyTop> From my eyes
<MalkyTop> From the tearducs in my eyes
<MalkyTop> Beside my eyes?
<MalkyTop> Exploding from my eyes
<MalkyTop> With words
<MalkyTop> For you
<MalkyTop> WORD JUICES
<MalkyTop> Yeah, I really do need to go to sleep

<PickYerPoison> Oh god not the eye fetish again
<MalkyTop> LOOK WHEN I GET TIRED I GET PREOCCUPIED WITH EYES

<MalkyTop> sssssuusususususuuuddsss
<MalkyTop> sususuusshhsuuususuudss
<MalkyTop> Suds
<MalkyTop> Sub suds
<MalkyTop> Yo ucan't wash the suds on your subs in the ocean

<Wheat> what is the accreditation requirement for malkyquotes
<MalkyTop> I don't even know
<MalkyTop> I just have to open my big fat gob whenever I'm sleepy
<MalkyTop> And then Pip comes in to eat it up

<Wheat> malky talk about liver failure
<MalkyTop> Liver failure
<MalkyTop> Is a tragic thing
<MalkyTop> The liver
<MalkyTop> does that thing
<MalkyTop> With
<MalkyTop> poisons toxins
<MalkyTop> Within the body
<MalkyTop> And then everything comes out
<MalkyTop> With no toxins
<MalkyTop> But liver failure
<MalkyTop> is when there are too many toxins
<MalkyTop> And the liver is overworked
<MalkyTop> Like a worker that's overworked
<MalkyTop> And then it dies and fails
<MalkyTop> Beause it died
<MalkyTop> So thus fialrure

<MalkyTop> You take out the liver
<MalkyTop> By clutching your sides
<MalkyTop> And then if you squeese hard enough
<MalkyTop> It should pop out
<MalkyTop> Of your belly button
<MalkyTop> Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze
<MalkyTop> LIke
<MalkyTop> Jelly drinks!
<MalkyTop> I like grape jelly drinks

<PickYerPoison> Okay after I get this twentieth Malkyquote I'm gonna go back to this FT post
<MalkyTop> No
<PickYerPoison> Because it's midnight and I kind of want to get it done
<MalkyTop> What
<PickYerPoison> C'mon
<MalkyTop> Huh
<PickYerPoison> I've got 19
<PickYerPoison> I'm so close
<PickYerPoison> >:3
<MalkyTop> ...
<PickYerPoison> YOU CAN'T STOP FATE MALKY
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