The Shop

Ill pay by leaving your shop

>dine and dash

SHOPKEEP
"..."

> "Do you take credit, debit, or cash?"

I have all these other saxophones

I will give you these three magic beans

Do you have change for a fat sack of cash?

SHOPKEEP
"I'm afraid material goods from your plane hold no value here."

You can have my first-born child. He's a little shit and won't eat his fucking vegetables.

I have a soul?

SHOPKEEP
"Do go on..."

> With stories:

One about a tunic made of sunlight, that dazzled every maiden around.
One about a grizzled man with a heart of gold, who takes care of hundreds of children.
One about an ancient artefact from long, long ago that bends time to the users' will
You take a big swig of the stiff oily drink.
One about how terrible this drink tastes oh my god.

SHOPKEEP
"Those sound incredibly fascinating. Perhaps you could tell me more after my shift?"

What's your return policy?

SHOPKEEP
"There is none."