The Shop

I need 37 saxophones, STAT

A stiff drink thanks

Do you have any complimentary fresh garlic?

I'm in need of "the stuff," you know.

>Yes, ahoy-hoy, my good fellow. Would your fine shop happen to have any cheese, perchance?

SHOPKEEP
"Of course."

>The following items have been added to your inventory:
-37 Saxophones of Black Fire
-A stiff oily drink
-Fresh(?) garlic
-Cheese
-The Stuff

I need three cats and seven bottles of blue hair dye

A collection of colourful rocks, each with its own name and dark backstory.

SHOPKEEP
"I'm afraid we don't carry the living.
The rest, however..."

>The following items have been added to your inventory:
-7 bottles of blue hair dye
-A bag of dramatic rocks

>Honestly I don't even know how I got here, can you like, show me the door

SHOPKEEP
"Of course."

"If you would just turn around, it's right on the other side."

"Now..."


"How will you be paying?"