RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
04-09-2017, 09:32 AM
>The Raccoon's name is quite long and filled with titles the likes of which you have never heard of: Mala-Dala-Flim-Flam-Zipper-Zapper-Zork-Jam-A-Lam-A-Dam-A-Bamma-Marcho-Muddy-Rivers DCCLXXXV. Or just Rivers, for short. It's a cultural thing.
>Somebody: Get very frustrated that all the spare storage space has been taken up by Ms. Thomson's preposterously varied and exhaustive weapons collection.
>Ms. Thomson: Add that hatchet to the collection.
>Adler: Show all of these culinary inept fools how a TRUE MASTER goes about whipping up some stew. You may as well be the all-knowing god of stew.
>Somebody: Get very frustrated that all the spare storage space has been taken up by Ms. Thomson's preposterously varied and exhaustive weapons collection.
>Ms. Thomson: Add that hatchet to the collection.
>Adler: Show all of these culinary inept fools how a TRUE MASTER goes about whipping up some stew. You may as well be the all-knowing god of stew.