RE: You are Dlorph.
03-27-2017, 05:28 PM
(03-27-2017, 12:19 PM)Schazer Wrote: »It's your birthday and nobody's called you yet!
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Whilst you are pretty sure its not your birthday yet, the fact that you're a couple of hours late to work and you haven't received a single call is definitely strange.
(03-27-2017, 02:12 PM)a52 Wrote: »There's a MARSCO Surveillance Van™ just outside your house
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While you can't tell what function this van is carrying out, that definitely is a Mars Co ™ van parked at the bottom of your garden. There's even a Mars Co ™ Sales Homunculus pitching the delicious taste of Mars Confectionary to the empty street.
It seems unlikely that the presence of Mars Co ™ and Completely Normal Dog's sudden fixation on their products is a coincidence. You gaze warily at the van as you try to determine what your priorities should be and what you should do next.
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Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You