You are Dlorph.

>Search trash bin for Mars culinary goods.
>Continue to Dlorph.

You decide to check the trash bin, despite Completely Normal Dog's protests that any delicious Mars confections contained within would already be completely spoiled. Inside you discover a secret cache of trash. There's stuff like banana peels and fish bones and also less cartoonish stuff like plastic wrappers and empty drinks cans.

add some t s c to the completely normal dog food to make it delicious and confectionary.

Okay you probably don't have any Mars products, but maybe you can cook up something just as good. Completely Normal Dog looks nonplussed as you open up your seldom used cooking menu and drop in the ingredients. Unfortunately you're not exactly very good at cooking and 1) you're unable to determine the potential outcome of this culinary experiment and 2) you've only got roughly a 5% chance of success. You resolve to further consider this possibility.

> maybe there are some Mars products in the candy bowl?
> also look at the "loose paper"

Unfortunately no Mars products here and you have absolutely no idea what the heck is going on with this paper.

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Spoiler

Put on the sanji outfit and beat up the dog

No son of mine will consume this DEVIL CANDY.

You're having a number of conflicting emotions about Mars bars right now. These emotions include confusion, suspicion, irritation, maybe even a little bit of desire now that you come to think about it. You even briefly consider beating up your beloved Completely Normal Dog.

You guess maybe you're feeling a little irritable from your unwanted lie-in and are reminded that you're gonna be late and this quest for Mars bars is only making you later. Of course it's important that Completely Normal Dog doesn't go hungry but maybe you should consider your priorities at the moment...

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