IsleEnture -Colon- Starring Philip

>climb the tree



Phillip climbs the tree like some sort of geriatric monkey with nothing to gain and everything to lose. Or well, Hmm, what would that look like actually, just imagine it, a geriatric monkey. Heh.

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Philip takes the opportunity to do some sightseeing. Let's see, on this side He spies another island far off in the distance, alas, due to Philip's regrettable lack of depth perception, He's quite unable to tell precisely how far that Island is, or how long it would take to swim to. Philip isn't even entirely certain He knows how to swim.

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On this other side, Philip... oh hmm, well that's a thing. It appears to be some sort of diabolical obelisk, or I guess it could be a non-diabolical obelisk, no need to presume. The sun doesn't seem to pleased with it though. It seems to be far off, but, again, due to Phillip's frustrating lack of depth perception, a precise measure of distance is quite impossible to gain.

>Retrieve yon bottlemessage with all due haste!



Having determined nothing of immediate use, Philip opts to investigate the mysterious bottle just off shore. Oh dear, He thinks, it appears to be just out of reach of his mysteriously growing arms. Well tough tits Phil, you'll just have to roll up your nonexistent slacks and get your proverbial boots wet.

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Phillip has retrieved the Message in a Bottle a delightful fanfare plays in the distance, He's is rather weirded out by that, come on Phillip, where's your sense of Ceremony