IRC highlights!

<seedy> the real question is which gb character would make sweet sundae ramen
<Schazer> picture: Huebert whipping one up for Tor maintaing it's a traditional food where he comes from
<Schazer> Jetsam looks on like "do I intervene"
<Pharmacy> omg.
<Schazer> Tor is following the process with ever-increasing disgust and looking to Jetsam for confirmation and the due's just like "m8 ive seen some shit and this doesn't even register"
<Pharmacy> had jetsam ever ate a sundae ramen in his countless lifetimes
<Schazer> I'm gonna say no
<Schazer> he'd just eat the noodles raw then down each ingredient in turn
<seedy> JESUS
<seedy> fhvgyk im imagining him eating the dry noodles and then drinking boiling water
<Schazer> huebert's chuckling to himself like "oh man I should make on for TinTen too it's his fave wait where's my second pack of ramen gone"
<Pharmacy> jetsam snorting up the flavor packet like cocaine
<Pharmacy> "its how I feel alive, tor"
<Schazer> TinTen left the building as soon as Huebert asked where they keep the whipped cream
<Schazer> Tor won't touch it, Huebert cannot be goaded into actually eating his awful creation
<Schazer> someone suggests giving it to Velobo to eat and Jetsam has to really, reaaaally think on it before he eventually says "... no"
<seedy> [scofflaw voice] and you say I'M the monster
<seedy> velobo would probably like it
<Schazer> He asks for seconds and Huebert has to explain they can't do round 2 because Jetsam has been taking shotglasses full of caramel+hot fudge this whole time
<Schazer> (Scofflaw joined in partway through)
<Schazer> and they just downed the lat of the bottle's contents
<Schazer> they're just sitting at the breakfast bar locking eyes with each other, not blinking as they take turns kicking this liquid bullshit back
<Pharmacy> god, jetsam is a disaster
<Schazer> I think by his standards this whole sccenario is actually him doing pretty well