RE: Ride on the Magic School Bus! (Teacher Talk)
12-14-2016, 03:54 AM
In the latest episode of Teaching High Schoolers How To Restaurant:
One group's waiter looms over his customers and says his lines in an ominous rumble, before yelling the order as he gets it to the chef. He then asks them what drinks they'd like but then says they're out of everything the customers ask for. The bemused guests then ask for orange juice, and the waiter asks if they want it hot or iced and for some reason this is when I lose my shit
The waiter then says "sorry we've only got hot orange juice" and some other student, who's not even in this group, yells "excuse me" and asks the waiter for orange juice, is promptly handed it
In another performance, one student switched off the classroom lights, and the chef appears with a cake and waggles a stub of red chalk over it while some other dude (again, someone not part of this group) gets out of his chair and sings "happy birthday" to the customer
One group's waiter looms over his customers and says his lines in an ominous rumble, before yelling the order as he gets it to the chef. He then asks them what drinks they'd like but then says they're out of everything the customers ask for. The bemused guests then ask for orange juice, and the waiter asks if they want it hot or iced and for some reason this is when I lose my shit
The waiter then says "sorry we've only got hot orange juice" and some other student, who's not even in this group, yells "excuse me" and asks the waiter for orange juice, is promptly handed it
In another performance, one student switched off the classroom lights, and the chef appears with a cake and waggles a stub of red chalk over it while some other dude (again, someone not part of this group) gets out of his chair and sings "happy birthday" to the customer
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow