RE: Ride on the Magic School Bus! (Teacher Talk)
12-13-2016, 05:50 AM
I was doing an activity today with cue cards with pictures of food on them for the theme "ordering in a restaurant". This particular class is full of jokers and generally outgoing goobers so they were having a great time being awful fussy customers at each other.
One group full of hooligans handed the customer his pizza, and the customer stuffed the whole piece of paper in his mouth. Having never in my three years here see a student wilfully destroy a teacher's things I was kind of shocked, but didn't burst into Japanese and settled for telling them "I need that for my next class."
They quickly showed me the intact card and the now-crumpled scrap of paper they'd actually chewed up was a piece of scrap paper they'd prepped.
Sometimes this job is a slog but I love these kids holy hell
Also in both classes I ran today I had to explain with doodles the aurally-negligible but descriptively-divergent difference between "I have a ___" and "I'll have a ____" and it's all PPAP's fault
One group full of hooligans handed the customer his pizza, and the customer stuffed the whole piece of paper in his mouth. Having never in my three years here see a student wilfully destroy a teacher's things I was kind of shocked, but didn't burst into Japanese and settled for telling them "I need that for my next class."
They quickly showed me the intact card and the now-crumpled scrap of paper they'd actually chewed up was a piece of scrap paper they'd prepped.
Sometimes this job is a slog but I love these kids holy hell
Also in both classes I ran today I had to explain with doodles the aurally-negligible but descriptively-divergent difference between "I have a ___" and "I'll have a ____" and it's all PPAP's fault
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clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow