I work at a sword store.

How are you the entirety of New Zealand? Are you a wizard?
Warlock, not a wizard.
is there any overlap between swords and bongs, like do some products youre selling function as both
Real Answer: i dont think theres any real market for smonking out of a sword, so nope.
do you sell any shitty anime swords
We sold a couple of swords from like, animes i never watched. Bleach is shitty right? if so then yeah.
who makes your swords
Honestly, i have no clue. Ill ask the bossman next time i have work.
do you have any historic swords with cool stories
We sold a replica of my grandfathers cursed sword but we made sure it didnt swear this time.
can i buy one online
Importing it from NZ would be a big waste of time, buy a sword from somewhere else.
what sword would you recommend to pair best with the purchase of an "antique vase"
Get the Bob Marley antique vase and the rasta colored sai. they go together like peanut butter and shrimps.
What type of plant do you think would look nice inside your antique vases? I'm thinking rosemarys.
Id recommend purple sage in there or maybe petunias, depends on your preference.
How do you curse a fake sword, though? Can you sell fake swords, even?
Cursing a fake sword is a lot easier than cursing a real sword. Just douse the fake sword in goat milk and then sacrifice one of your friends. Selling model swords is a lot easier than selling real swords, if im being honest.
Do you know how to curse a real bong?
Similar process to cursing a fake sword. just replace a friend with your neighbour.
along this line of thought, what vintage/year of sword is your favourite
1500. Rapiers man, the coolest swords.