Post making contest 6.0

Sruixan - Today at 2:32 AM
Monday, UltraMonday, Pre-tuesday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Today, Friday

though i feel UltraMonday should preceed Monday for maximum Mondayness

Passes rule 3

Code:

s = "s = print(s[:4]+chr(34)+s+chr(34)+chr(10)+s[4:])"
print(s[:4]+chr(34)+s+chr(34)+chr(10)+s[4:])

I've been writing quines lately. Daoyu has proved considerably more difficult, because printing requires at least two program characters per printed character, even if you merge into the TLP.

Passes rule 3

hey look at this wyrd dog

Passes rule 1b (and is so close to passing 1a), and 5

hey look at this wire dog

PASSES RULE 1 IN ITS ENTIRETY And 3 and 5. This is a very good dog.

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1543 weird dogs

Passes rules 3 and 5

hey look at this weir dog

Passes rules 1b and 5

Hey, look at this ward dog.

Passes rules 1b and 5

hey look at this weredog

0w0
Passes rules 1b and 5

hey look at these war dogs

Passes rules 1b and 5

dog, look at this weird hay

Passes rule 3

hey look at this weald dog

Passes rule 5

Hey, look at this word dog.

Passes rules 1b and 5

weird look at this hay dog

Passes rule 5

hey look at this world dog

Passes rules 1, 3, and 5.

The dog wool has been pulled over my eyes.

Passes rule 3

hey look at this wood dog

Passes rule 5

The dog wool has been pulled over my eyes.

That's ruff, buddy.

Passes no rules!

hey look at this wall dog

Passes rules 3 and 5

Ixcaliber - Today at 12:15 AM
sruix i'm playing some civ and i don't really know what i'm doing i could use some tips
i've got this unit i'm pretty sure its some kind of dog and i need to get it onto a small island almost right next to the mainland but i can't work out how to get it onto a ship

Sruixan - Today at 12:17 AM
nope I can't foretell the pun let's just dive in
have you researched optics

Ixcaliber - Today at 12:17 AM
what does optics do?

Sruixan - Today at 12:17 AM
FUCK

Ixcaliber - Today at 12:18 AM
:)

Passes rule 3

hey look at this scout dog

grumble grumble Uh... passes 3 and 5.

hey look at this wheeled dog

Passes rule 5

hey look at this wild dog

Passes rules 3 and 5

hey look at these wheeled/wild dogs

Passes rules 1a, 3, and 5

I can't, the image isn't loading.

Passes no rules!

Aw.

Passes no rules!

Here's the source - can you see them here?

Passes rule 5

I can.

Those are definitely some wheeled/wild dogs.

Passes rule 1a

Cool quine, a52 - keep me up to date with what you do in Daoyu! I hope Daoyutil has been of use - it can produce daoyu encoding of ascii and generative programs for daoyu. If you run it there should be help displayed.

Passes no rules

aww look at this weary dog

Passes rules 3 and 5

hey look at this (killer)-whaled dog

Passes rules 3 and 5

hey look at this reeled dog

Passes rule 5

hey look at this reared dog

Passes rules 3 and 5

Cool quine, a52 - keep me up to date with what you do in Daoyu! I hope Daoyutil has been of use - it can produce daoyu encoding of ascii and generative programs for daoyu. If you run it there should be help displayed.

I didn't know that was a thing, that should help a bit.

My ultimate goal is to write a quine turing machine, but I think that's a bit far away. I started with python and I'm working my way up from there.

Passes rule 3

hey look at this sphered dog

Passes rules 1a, 3, and 5

okay I was googling for "sheared dog" images and uh

yeah

just look at this weird dog

Passes rules 3 and 5

hey look at this roared dog

Passes rule 5

Hey, look at this beard dog.

(I couldn't link to the original thing, but this was the best beard dog I could find.)

(now if only I could find a beard dog swordsman)

Passes rule 5

Hmm, it seems to be a case of "beard, sword, dog - pick two".

I mean, there are a lot of bearded men with dogs in these search result. Most of them are shirtless. I am more than prepared to keep scrolling to, uh, find one with a sword too.

Bonus: do puppy dog eyes count?

Passes rule 3

hey look at this bearded swordsdog

Passes rule 5

hey look at this feared dog

Passes rule 5

hey look at this revered dog

I am going to say this technically only passes 5

hey look at this tiered dog

Passes rule 5

OKAY NOW SRUIX POSTED SO OFTEN THAT I WASN'T PREPARED FOR SOMETHING. PLEASE WAIT AN HOUR FOR MORE GRADING TO BEGIN.
EDIT: Uh, I realise it's been more than an hour... uh... There's not going to be more grading tonight. Sorry about that. To make it up to you, I'll grade each post made from now until when I wake up twice.