4tuna Mafia Game

im gonna pretnd lyk u dint just confyus my lak of comprensiv knowlej bout da poetnix-damd alphabt soop o subspcis ov notails + da races lyk urself un42nat enuff 2 resembl dem w actchl specism... cuz dats a convosashn u can eat all da worz u hork 4 wen wev delt w dis otha nonsns! ('nlss ur w doz KORNjerks n wich cas gud evenchl riddans!!!!!!!)

lyk kinda rich dat u go on + on bout not bein abl 2 tel 1 rotn crewman from da rest on dis ship + u jump dwn my throt bout dedicatin my brainspas 2 stuff dat aint a ful list of the cosmos' persnicket criters huh!?

i mean if u insist on makin me retweet myself... if it luks lyk a notail and it talks smack lyk a notail.... just sayin........


Newayz now dat i got dat off my chest heres Hoot's gud hot top 5 list of shipm8s i wud be kk w puttin thru da intewringa8r:

1= Dorite aka Starlit-Drakon
1= Dot Harzel aka BB
3= Slider aka Apo11o
3= Cryptrsinger aka
5= Zephik aka DS Piron

"How com deez folx", im envisinin yall sayin in amazment (plz dont actchl im not dun talkin yet ty)??? heres how u improv ur chancs 2 win x-clusiv tix 2 da top of Hoot's hit list (luk! its a list 2 do u stil think im bad @ interspeecs relashns now punk!?)

Talkin lots is supa-important in sitchashns lyk these. Rememba, KORN gets a chans 2 pik us off in our sleep each nite, but we only have ths daytim 2 retali8! Less news from indivijls is thus bad news 4 da foloin reasons:

• U mite not hav concreet proof 2 bak ur suspshns, but u shuldnt be afraid 2 vois em! I was tellin our 1stm8 bout dis last nite, but im not scared o gettin lynched 4 bein 2 vocal! After all, if KORN is elimin8d and da survivin crew makes it 2 42na, they can just 42na-wish the jettisnd crew back!***
  • KORN, in KORNtrast, cant risk atractn suspishn so theyl just try 2 do w/evr da crowd is doin. If dats stayin mum + w8n 4 da nite, dats rl gr8 4 KORN! Much ez-er 4 them than strikin a prekaris balans btwn a-quzn crwmmbrs + stayin outta da spotlite!!!
• lobbyin aq-zashns at each otha is rl gud! it lets us c hu's avoidin talkin 2 hu + where + wen folx will back each otha up. Deres more than one KORNfederit on board so forcin them 2 interact in public is how we can catch em out!!!
  
• Shuttin down discussos is rl bad! Dat Hermes-speed No Lynch on D2 wuz lyk watchn a rl gud vidsrz then findin out six eps in dat the dam thing got canceld + the cast+crew had 0 tim 2 rap things up!!!! i wasnt plannin 2 get kild on dis dam trip but dam that D2 cam p. dam close!!!!! Obvs i dont suspct evry1 hu votd 4 it 2 b KORN cuz there was lyk 6 of u and 1 of them was Larry, so lyk yaya mistaks hapn BBUT capitalizn on cru mistaks is da mafia operandi (ask 1 of da 2rists if u dont kno dat word)

Deez lists brot 2 u by Tweeps 4 Responsibl Mafia Eradicashn (A parody organizashn brought 2 u by @hootoffDpresses)



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SpoilerTown players still gain a full win even if they're lynched/murdered, provided all the Mafia are dead at the end of the game. Your personal survival should not be placed above the collective Town goal to rat out all the Mafia, so you should absolutely make yourself look suspicious if your pushing and prodding forces the mafia out of their comfort zone!