You Are An Horse

You are now the HORSE DEVIL, and you have been having an ANNOYING DAY.

Things had been going so well. You acquired a new HORSE SOUL a while back that you hadn't quite decided what to do with. You purchased a few new additions to your prized PORCELAIN DISH COLLECTION.

But then this morning you sent out your HUMAN GHOST ZOMBIES, or GHOMBIES as you call them, to ravage the countryside, and they haven't come back yet, and you're kind of worried. And then apparently someone decided to relieve himself on the ground directly above HORSE HELL, and it's getting all over your STATION OF UNDESIRABLE AGONY. And then four human idiots fell through the ground and landed right in front of you, and then somehow wandered out of Horse Hell without even trying. Which also kind of worries you, because if those doofuses could get out of Horse Hell so easily, are all your DAMNED EQUINE SOULS secure?

Maybe you should go out and try to find your ghombies. Or maybe you should track down those twits who fell into your home and get your revenge. Or maybe you should tend to things at home and make sure affairs of Horse Hell are in order.

WHAT DO?