Valleystuck

Go out and get some salt water?

Saltwater? Well, like, there's salt in this fresh water too...

Okay first tell us the rules to Check-her Chest.

Secondly, OMG ILUNE HAD A BOY IN HER ROOM! INVESTIGATE.

Also take that philosophical magazine with you. I too am curious as to "why butts?"

Check-Her and Chest are two different dating-sim board games.
So like in Check-Her, you move diagonally on like, the board and jump over boys (the other team) to have dates with them! It's kinda weird. Once you've like checked out all the boys or girls on the other team, you win!
And in Chest, like everyone moves around differently and when someone bumps into someone they get put into the treasure chest (which is also like weird) and once you finally cornered the opposite King you finally get to go on a date with him (which is called like, mating the king, um, but you should ask your parents what that means). I'm like really good at that game.

And that magazine is just about why the popular singer, Filosufi's butt is so big.

And like, as awesome as it would be for Ilun to have a boy in her room, she said it was just some monster. Probably just like a bear or something so like my mom can handle that.

Ilune: "Actually, Feni can I stay here tonight.......? I'm scared..."
>_