The MalkyTop Hall of Fame

This is where all of Malky's greatest quotes go. I'll start by posting my collection!

<MalkyTop> I...should stop talking
<MalkyTop> Because if I keep doing so
<MalkyTop> Then I'll say things that will be quoted in someone's signature.

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<@Pinary> Thank you, Agent, for that exciting report. Now, over to Malky with the weather. Malky?
<MalkyTop> THE WEATHER IS NICE
<@Pinary> Thanks, Malky. Now, we'll be back after these messages.

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<Pinary> Thanks for that report, Pharmacy. Now, over to Malky with the weather. Malky?
<MalkyTop> IT SUCKS
<Pinary> Thanks, Malky.

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<Pinary> Thanks, Schazer. Now, over to Malky with sports. Malky?
<MalkyTop> SHUT UP
<Pinary> Thanks, Malky.

<MalkyTop> I really oughta delve into dick territory

<MalkyTop> ......The suction's not strong enough to get it all out
<MalkyTop> DAMMIT
<MalkyTop> The mouth's too small to just get around the whole thing.

<MalkyTop> And then you whip it out
<MalkyTop> "YEAH YOU CAN."
<MalkyTop> "I'M OVER EIGHTEEN, YOU WHORE!"

<MalkyTop> HARDER.

<MalkyTop> XX, you've made hypnoboobs delicious.

<MalkyTop> Oh goddammit I can't help it no matter what those boobs look like cinnamon buns.
<MalkyTop> You just wanna stuff your head in there.

<MalkyTop> Artifucial boobs don't not be worrm

<MalkyTop> ...God.
<MalkyTop> All the guys I do have /issues/
<MalkyTop> And they're all so goth
<MalkyTop> And angsty.
<MalkyTop> What the hell
<PickYerPoison> ...quoting that
<MalkyTop> ...what?
<PickYerPoison> [00:31] <MalkyTop> All the guys I do have /issues/
<MalkyTop> OH.
<MalkyTop> SHIT.

<MalkyTop> Oh dammit these peaches are as soft as titties

<MalkyTop> I managed to get my sister off.
<PickYerPoison> Malky what
<MalkyTop> Off the laptop.

<Agenarchi> and then came about the MalkyYerPoison
<MalkyTop> WHAAAT
<MalkyTop> WHY WOULD YOU FUSE A MALKY AND A PIP
<MalkyTop> DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WHEN THEY COLLIDE
<MalkyTop> BAD THINGS HAPPEN

<MalkyTop> IT'S NOT FUN UNLESS IT'S IN THE SKULL

<MalkyTop> But like I was saying
<XX> what
<MalkyTop> eating eyes would only be fun if you had to get it out of the skull
<XX> fogel, kick malky
<MalkyTop> Hypothetically
<MalkyTop> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<XX> look at her
<XX> poor girl
<MalkyTop> I'M TALKING ABOUT EYES

<MalkyTop> SHUT UP
<MalkyTop> I CAN'T HELP IT IF I WANT TO LICK THINGS WHEN I'M TIRED

<PickYerPoison> I got nine Malky quotes today
<PickYerPoison> C'MON GIMME TEN
<MalkyTop> NUUUUUUUH
<MalkyTop> NNNOOOOOOOOOO
<MalkyTop> THIS ISN'T BOWLING
<PickYerPoison> TEN MALKYQUOTES

<MalkyTop> Heh.
<MalkyTop> "Bone"
<MalkyTop> "Spontaneously combusted"

<MalkyTop> TARGET LOCKED
<MalkyTop> INTO HER CROTCH
<MalkyTop> COURSE PLOTTED
<MalkyTop> THRUUUUSSST

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<PickYerPoison> HEY GUYS
<PickYerPoison> GUESS WHAT THIS LINK IS FOR
<PickYerPoison> THE MALKYTOP HALL OF FAME
<MalkyTop> ....
<MalkyTop> Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

<MalkyTop> Did you know that
<MalkyTop> Wolves /hate/ roofs
<MalkyTop> They just despise them
<MalkyTop> Seeing one gets them into some uncalmable rage
<MalkyTop> They kill that sucker up
<MalkyTop> AND THEN TURN INTO OWLS
<MalkyTop> And fly awayyyyy

<MalkyTop> PUNCHING WOLLVESSS
<MalkyTop> PUNCH
<MalkyTop> MAKE PUNCH
<MalkyTop> OUT OF WOOLLVVESSS

<MalkyTop> Shaaarrrrrk fiighteerrr
<MalkyTop> I don't know the lyrics
<MalkyTop> Dooop da dee dooo duuuummmm

<Agenmacy> also
<Agenmacy> someone slap me
<Agenmacy> for leaving my essay this late
<Agenmacy> ;-;
<MalkyTop> You can only slap yourself
<Agenmacy> just did
* Agenmacy is in pain
<MalkyTop> Actually
<MalkyTop> Punch yourself
<MalkyTop> In the nose
<MalkyTop> Like an uppercut
* Agenmacy is bleeding
* Agenmacy actually punched
<MalkyTop> Okay
* Agenmacy ...seriously, bleeding
<MalkyTop> Now what you do
* Agenmacy is now known as Agenbleeding
<MalkyTop> Is you rub salt in the wound.
<MalkyTop> ....
* Agenbleeding ow ow ow ow ow
<MalkyTop> You know I thought you were at least using a little restraint there.
<MalkyTop> If you punched yourself in the nose, you better
<MalkyTop> Go clean yourself up and lean over a sink
<MalkyTop> (Then rub salt in it)
<MalkyTop> Okay now what you do
<MalkyTop> Is you punch
<MalkyTop> And then as you carry out your punch
<MalkyTop> You jump and SPIN AROUND
<MalkyTop> HADOOUUUKEEENNN
<MalkyTop> EXCEPT NOT
<MalkyTop> AND THEN YOU LAND ON YOUR FEET
<MalkyTop> AND YOUR OPPONENT LANDS SEVERAL FEET AWAY
<MalkyTop> The opponent is your nose

<MalkyTop> I hate you Pips